Dictionary with a Touch of Humor

(enjoying words with special points of view, sometimes humorous, and which are not found in a "regular" dictionary)

rest period (s) (noun), rest periods (pl)
An intermission or pause for relaxation: "Jim's uncle says that he can accomplish much more after he has a rest period each day."
saplings
Babes in the woods.
scarecrow
Crop cop.
scintillate
Lexicomedy definition: Carousing all night ("sin till late").
secret (lexicomedy)
Something told to one person at a time.
set to go
1. Infants: Wet set.
2. Neurotics: Fret set.
3. Racing fans: Bet set.
4. Old soldiers: Vet set.
5. Tennis fans: Net set.
6. Ultra rich: Jet set.
7. Opera fans: Met set.
8. Most of us: Debt set.
shoeshine parlor
Bootician.
sleepwalk
Promenod.
Social Security check
Month-to-month resuscitation.
tact
The art of making guests feel at home even when you wish they were.
today
The tomorrow you worried about yesterday.
tomorrow
One of today's greatest labor-saving devices.
Tuscaloosa
The last thing an elephant wants to hear from an Italian dentist.
TV commercials (lexicomedy)
Ads infinitum.
TV game shows
Where contestants go on a winning shriek.

Dictionary information. Dictionary sources of information:

Dictionaries and Lexicons, Part One;
Dictionaries and Lexicons, Part Two.