Dictionary with a Touch of Humor

Metaphysically challenged.

The utilization of contents that originate in an unlimited variety of techniques: humorous, figurative, and linguistic; utilizing wit worthy words with the intention of amusing readers: Roland continually tried to create definitionaries which would amuse his readers with such presentations as, "an egotist is someone who is usually me-deep in conversation."

Another example of a definitionary entry is, "acupuncture is a jab well done."

1. A book in which one word continually leads to another.
2. A publication that is always changing the subject on every page.
3. A book that is bound to be of use to everyone who needs verbal clarifications except when a definition contains another form of the same word and never explains the meanings of any of the various forms.
4. The universe arranged in alphabetical order.

A publication that is bound to provide humor which emphasizes linguicomedy or definitional wit: "A dictionary of lexicomedy provides examples of facetious or humorous definitions."

A reference in which you can not find out how a word is spelled unless you already have a reasonably good idea as to how it is spelled.

A form of wishful shrinking.

Life in the fast lane.

Corporal downsizing.

Rift certificates.

A physician's garden, doc yard.

A condition that makes it difficult to know when we have finished.

Adopted duckling.

Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation.

Banky-panky.

Reality augumentation.