Yesterday, Grover was fishing in a stream that abounded in fish.
The result will always be 198. For example, 123 would become 321; subtract 123 from 321, and the answer is 198.
Try it and see for yourself.
Medical references as related to the body or anatomy.
Someone sent this to me without any additional source references. I thought you might enjoy the play on words.
The Washington Post’s “Style Invitational” asks readers to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing one letter, and supply a new definition. Here are some recent winners:
- Foreploy: any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of deceiving the opposite sex.
- Tatyr: a lecherous Mr. Potato Head.
- Doltergeist: a spirit that decides to haunt someplace stupid, such as your septic tank.
- Giraffiti: vandalism spray-painted very, very high, such as on an overpass.
- Sarchasm: the gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the recipient who doesn't get it.
- Contratemps: the resentment permanent workers feel toward the fill-in workers.
- Impotience: eager anticipation by men awaiting their Viagra prescription.
- Reintarnation: coming back to life as a hillbilly.
- Inoculatte: to take coffee intravenously when you are running late.
- Hipatitis: terminal coolness.
- Guillozine: a magazine for executioners.
- Suckotash: a dish consisting of corn, lima beans and tofu.
Everything is changing. People are taking their comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.
Politicians say theyre beefing up our economy. Most dont know beef from pork.
Washington is a place where politicians dont know which way is up and taxes dont know which way is down.
Politics is the art of getting money from the rich and votes from the poor, with the pretext of protecting one from the other.
Ms. McLaurin was invited as part of a Black History Month celebration. “I thought I would never live to get into the White House and I tell you I am so happy to have a black president,” she said to the smiling Barack Obama and the first lady, Michelle Obama.
Click on this link: to see the video posted by the White House as Virginia McLaurin opens her arms wide and greets Obama with an excited "Hi!".
Dear Ann Landers:
Is there a medical name for a disorder that causes a person to be unduly concerned with germs and cleanliness? If there is, I have it.
I am obsessed with cleaning and talk about it all the time. I rinse by glasses and cups before I use them even though they have been washed with soap before I put them in the dishwasher. I always use the sanitize cycle.
I clean the homes of relatives and friends when I am a guest even though I've been told not do do it because it makes them uncomfortable. I just can't help myself, Ann. Everything around me must be in perfect order.
I imagine I have every symptom of every disease I hear about and worry constantly about being contaminated by unclean persons in public places. I could go on and on about my strange behavior, but I think you get the picture.
Please let me know what I can do to break this crazy pattern. It is as annoying to me as it is to others. I need help.
Don't despair. A problem identified is a problem half solved. You are suffering from a form of mental illness called mysophobia.
You need to get some counseling and find out why you feel so inadequate that you must compensate by knocking yourself out to prove that you are simply marvelous at something; in this case, chasing dirt.
There are no medals for women like you. I urge you to get into counseling and conquer this obsessive-compulsive behavior that is taking over your life.