Someone sent this to me without any additional source references. I thought you might enjoy the play on words.

The Washington Post’s “Style Invitational” asks readers to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing one letter, and supply a new definition. Here are some recent winners:

• Foreploy: any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of deceiving the opposite sex.
• Tatyr: a lecherous Mr. Potato Head.
• Doltergeist: a spirit that decides to haunt someplace stupid, such as your septic tank.
• Giraffiti: vandalism spray-painted very, very high, such as on an overpass.
• Sarchasm: the gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the recipient who doesn't get it.
• Contratemps: the resentment permanent workers feel toward the fill-in workers.
• Impotience: eager anticipation by men awaiting their Viagra prescription.
• Reintarnation: coming back to life as a hillbilly.
• Inoculatte: to take coffee intravenously when you are running late.
• Hipatitis: terminal coolness.
• Guillozine: a magazine for executioners.
• Suckotash: a dish consisting of corn, lima beans and tofu.