You searched for: “elderly
Units related to: “elderly
(Greek: old age, old man, old people; elder, elderly; senior citizen)
(Latin: to wear out, to grow old; to fall into disuse; to grow out of use; elderly, older)
(Greek: old, relationship to old age, elderly, elder; literally, "he that goes first")
(Latin: old age, old, elder, elderly)
(Latin vetus: old, aged, old age; many years, a long time; elder, elderly; senior)
Word Entries at Get Words containing the term: “elderly
Boyfriends of an Elderly Woman
1. I am seeing 5 gentlemen every day.

As soon as I wake up, Will Power helps me get out of bed.

2. Then I go to see John (the toilet).
3. Then Arthur Ritis shows up and stays the rest of the day.

He doesn't like to stay in one place very long, so he takes me from joint to joint.

4. After such a busy day, I'm really tired and glad to go to bed with Ben Gay.

What a life!

5. Now remember this: Life is like a roll of toilet paper, the closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes!
6. So have fun, think "good thoughts" only and learn to laugh at yourself and count your blessings!!!

Identification source is unknown!

This entry is located in the following unit: English Words in Action, Group B (page 8)