Quotes: Marriage
(pitching and tossing on the sea of matrimony)
Quotations
In marriage, being the right person is as important as finding the right person.A long marriage is two people trying to dance a duet and two solos at the same time.
God created man and, finding him not sufficiently alone, gave him a companion to make him feel his solitude more keenly.
A woman seldom asks advice before she has bought her wedding clothes.
To marry unequally is to suffer equally.
Incompatibility. In matrimony a similarity of tastes, particularly the taste for domination.
Love and marriage, love and marriage go together like a horse and carriage. Dad was told by mother. You can't have one without the other.
Before marriage a man yearns for a woman. Afterward the "y" is silent.
Grief walks upon the heels of pleasure; married in haste, we repent at leisure.
The dread of loneliness is greater than the fear of bondage, so we get married.
I never married because there was no need. I have three pets at home which answer the same purpose as a husband. I have a dog which growls every morning, a parrot which swears all afternoon and a cat that comes home late at night.
Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age—as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight.
All men make mistakes, but married men find out about them sooner.
The man who says his wife can't take a joke forgets that she took him.
According to Modern Bride magazine, the average bride spends 150 hours planning her wedding. The average groom spends 150 hours going, "Yeah, sounds good."
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