A lover of words, especially clever ones in games, humorous word compositions, puzzles, anagrams, palindromes, etc.: The lexophile of this lexicon collected these witty word creations to enjoy.

• You can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish.
• To try to write with a broken pencil is pointless.
• When fish are in schools, they sometimes take debate.
• When the smog lifts in Los Angeles, U.C.L.A.
• A will is usually a dead giveaway.
• A boiled egg is hard to beat.
• When you have seen one shopping center, you have seen a mall.
• Did you hear about the fellow whose entire left side was cut off? He's all right now.
• A bicycle can't stand alone. It's just two tired.
• When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.
• The man had a photographic memory which was never developed.
• When the woman saw her first strands of grey hair, she thought she'd dye.
• Acupuncture is a jab well done. That's the point of it.
• Those who get too big for their pants will be totally exposed at the end.